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Oct. 31st, 2014 @ 02:01 pm My tweets
  • Thu, 17:20: There's a long-arse queue for the fancy dress shop in the Arndale, I just need some fake blood! D:
  • Thu, 17:23: Overheard some girl in queue shouting: "omg he is so fit I could literally sit on his face" #classy
  • Thu, 18:43: The Citeh fans at work today said this about last night: "we're just giving United fans a false sense of security". SO hard to not respond
  • Thu, 18:45: I'd LOVE to hear their reactions if somehow we don't get beat, cocky beggars
  • Thu, 22:16: I'm actually getting to feel pretty damn smug atm, knowing my luck it won't last long so I'm enjoying it while I can
  • Thu, 22:24: A re-working of the Drive soundtrack is possibly the most pointless thing ever
  • Thu, 23:46: Both my nieces turned out blonde, me and my siblings are all brunettes, watch me giving birth to a ginger
  • Thu, 23:50: Tbf it would be boring if all my future kids have black hair like me
  • Thu, 23:51: Curse my dominant genes
  • Fri, 00:11: One day in the future when we are able to alter our genes through advanced science, we should have babies born with naturally green hair
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Oct. 30th, 2014 @ 01:58 pm My tweets
  • Wed, 13:29: RT @AndySawfordMP: Public owned East Coast has been a real success but the Tories are obsessed with re-privatising it #RailBill
  • Wed, 13:50: It's cold and there's too many screaming kids in this caff
  • Wed, 17:50: Bus got diverted bc of an accident, ugh
  • Wed, 18:32: I bet Cheryl Cole married that guy for the sole reason that she could have a fancy French surname and look more classy
  • Wed, 18:35: I've only listened to 1 of the nominated albums for the #mercuryprize2014, go me! #worsthipsterever
  • Wed, 19:42: They're letting us go in fancy dress at work on Fri, might go as the vampire girl from Let The Right One In
  • Wed, 20:52: You will weep once you face the end alone
  • Wed, 21:16: I need a big pair of warm arms to comfort me rn
  • Wed, 21:26: Preparing for the Citeh fans at work to roll out "It's only the Carling Cup" excuse tomorrow
  • Wed, 21:27: They don't know I'm a United fan, they give the Oldham fan in our group grief as it is
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Oct. 29th, 2014 @ 01:59 pm My tweets
  • Tue, 13:29: Informer, asdfghjkl I licky boom boom down
  • Tue, 17:52: Everytime I tell people how old I am, they say I don't look my age :/
  • Tue, 19:42: What's this bullshit this idiot is saying how migrants supposedly come here for our benefits? UTTER CRAP
  • Tue, 19:43: A) it's proven that 90% of migrants here work and pay tax like the rest of us
  • Tue, 19:44: B) These idiots never seem to know that you have to have been living here for at least 3 months, I was asked it when I signed on the dole!
  • Tue, 19:45: Like, I doubt the average Romanian would have enough money for cover 3 months worth of living expenses with London prices without a job
  • Tue, 19:49: I just hate how our awful awful media scapegoats the poor and foreigners in this country
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Oct. 28th, 2014 @ 02:01 pm My tweets
  • Mon, 13:25: Citeh fans at work are bragging about how they're going to "smash us" in the derby, if the worst happens I might pull a sickie on Mon #mufc
  • Mon, 13:48: Ugh why do they have to play this crappy John Lewis Christmas ad music
  • Mon, 13:50: I hate how these twee covers think they're being profound and artistic because its stripped down, no it isn't
  • Mon, 13:53: It takes a special skill to make a more stripped down song to not sound like you've heard it 100 times already, these covers don't have it
  • Mon, 18:19: RT @EuroDummies: Euro Dummies Podcast: Malta jESC Special #eurovision #jesc
  • Mon, 20:43: I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby no more... #nowplaying #blastfromthepast
  • Mon, 20:46: The 80s has to be the most unique decade in terms of music
  • Mon, 22:23: I still don't know my "type", can anyone finally give me an answer?
  • Mon, 22:24: And no, "shit taste" isn't an answer, I know that already
  • Mon, 22:35: The last one is like me falling asleep during the day
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Oct. 27th, 2014 @ 01:59 pm My tweets
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Oct. 26th, 2014 @ 01:59 pm My tweets
  • Sat, 13:12: Is it bad to have pizza twice in one week? tbf the first time was half a small thin crust pizza from the work canteen
  • Sat, 13:13: Ok, it's not bad, thanks for settling that for me guys 😘
  • Sat, 14:06: West Ham beat Citeh? Lol
  • Sat, 15:55: Birmingham City seem to have gone down the tubes D:
  • Sat, 16:33: UKunts claim to not be fascists and yet are happy to have a photo with a member of the facist group Britain First
  • Sat, 17:02: I'm gonna need a blanket for when I'm on my computer desk bc I feel like I'm swimming in my duvet sat here
  • Sat, 17:23: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
  • Sat, 17:26: I just realised that saying "deg" in the West Norwegian dialect is the same word for "ten" in Welsh, haha
  • Sat, 17:34: What a Welsh sat nav would sound like, it's funny bc it's true 😂
  • Sat, 17:36: Leeds are still in crisis mode I guess judging by all your tweets
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Oct. 25th, 2014 @ 01:56 pm My tweets
  • Fri, 18:10: After work drinks selfie, I'm actually being social!
  • Fri, 23:50: Back home, and didn't need any booze to have a good time #gome 👍
  • Sat, 10:38: Lemon and poppyseed cakes <3
  • Sat, 12:30: Abusive arseholes always put the blame on someone else, never themselves, because that's what abusive arseholes do
  • Sat, 12:47: It amazes me how certain people can willingly choose to be in a relationship with abusive arseholes
  • Sat, 12:48: True story, I caught my now ex flirting with his friend when when were together, and as soon as I dump him guess what...
  • Sat, 12:49: Which is ironic considering he treated me like crap because of his paranoia that I was gonna cheat, when it's something I would NEVER do
  • Sat, 12:50: So yeah, it amazes me how people can get away with being abusive arseholes while the poor people who suffered still have to suffer
  • Sat, 12:52: Sorry for the rambling, I'm having another "life is really unfair" moment
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Oct. 24th, 2014 @ 02:08 pm My tweets
  • Thu, 18:02: Here's a blast from the past for you:
  • Thu, 18:43: Just read about the teacher not allowed to show her tattoos in class, all I get from it is me being jealous of her tattoos
  • Thu, 18:50: It seems to me that giant tattoos under your boobs is the 2010s version of the tramp stamp
  • Thu, 21:03: Today was a pretty good day 👍
  • Thu, 22:08: Clocks go BACK this weekend? I struggle to get up at 7 as it is 😫
  • Thu, 22:09: Oh wait, if clocks go back, that means you get an extra hour? I'm confused!
  • Thu, 22:15: I can tell just by my tl just how annoying this weeks #bbcqt is without watching it
  • Fri, 12:15: Melfest final tickets had better not sell out before I can get to my computer D:
  • Fri, 12:50: I think I got a ticket! A big yellow tick and they said "tack"
  • Fri, 12:51: Oh, I got the email with my ticket, so yeah, I'm going to Melfest in March! Sverige her jag kommer!
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Oct. 23rd, 2014 @ 01:57 pm My tweets
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Oct. 22nd, 2014 @ 01:57 pm My tweets
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