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Jul. 21st, 2014 @ 02:20 pm My tweets
  • Sun, 14:07: Imma get a cheezburgr and Haagen Dazs to celebrate me qualifying for the first time in 2 months \o/
  • Sun, 15:30: ✌
  • Sun, 16:16: RT @sarniejewell: Please block/report child sex offender @OSCP__1�who is causing deliberate distress to survivors.
  • Sun, 18:09: I heavily dispute this
  • Sun, 18:18: I could make a Spotify playlist of mid-00s indie songs I loved back in the day. Make me 17 again!
  • Sun, 18:38: Reached nearly 20 songs now, maybe a few more...
  • Sun, 18:47: I think I've got all the songs that I could remember
  • Sun, 18:52: Once upon a time it was acceptable to like a Snow Patrol song. I still like Spitting Games ngl
  • Sun, 20:48: Boom Boom Boom couldn't have been made anywhere other than the Netherlands
  • Sun, 20:52: Is there anything more 2001 than the soul patch?
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Jul. 20th, 2014 @ 02:10 pm My tweets
  • Sat, 13:19: Kittyyyyyyyyyyy
  • Sat, 14:25: Went back home from the shop and suddenly there's a massive carnival parade on my street. The walls are vibrating from the sound waves
  • Sat, 14:27: I feel the older I get, the less fond of crowded places I become
  • Sat, 15:13: This is like me when someone pisses me off
  • Sat, 15:14: Except I've never curbstomped anyone
  • Sat, 15:16: And I've never conjured up killer monster rabbits
  • Sat, 15:27: Walls are shaking again, v.loud speakers nearby again :/
  • Sat, 18:06: RT @BeardedGenius: Folk who label those who protest, who care about dying kids, who want Palestinians to be treated as humans as 'anti-Semi…
  • Sat, 21:17: Was learning about how a symptom of depression is the feeling of not enjoying anything/wanting to do anything, I relate to that
  • Sat, 21:25: I need to desperately cling onto things that make me happy, otherwise I'll be in big trouble
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Jul. 19th, 2014 @ 02:10 pm My tweets
  • Fri, 21:51: When you see a photo of the Autobahn and it takes you well over an hour to finally think of the Kraftwerk song, doh! Mind so slow ;___;
  • Fri, 21:54: Now I look like a muppet posting that lyric over an hour after my original comment ;____;
  • Fri, 21:58: Why must I be so awkward?
  • Fri, 22:08: Wir fahr'n fahr'n farh'n auf der Autobahn
  • Sat, 01:28: sove er kusine av d�d
  • Sat, 09:26: It's raining but it's still stupidly warm, guh
  • Sat, 12:29: Good point, you never hear songs about how men are "beautiful just the way they are"
  • Sat, 12:30: Like, as if only women can feel insecure and men seem to be immune from it
  • Sat, 12:35: "Booooy you may be bigger than a house and have a deviated septum but I still love yoooooou" Future no.1 in the making
  • Sat, 12:37: "You may have 6 fingers and severe eczema that makes your skin peel off but that's what makes you beautifuuuuuuull"
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Jul. 18th, 2014 @ 02:16 pm My tweets
  • Thu, 14:41: There are a billion empty seats in this canteen, clearly you interpreted my scowl as an invitation to sit next to me #antisocial
  • Thu, 21:39: @BelChi90 Gurl, shall I start my ISC 27 NF now? I've just finished my ISC 26 one, but I've got a great line up for 27 and I'm impatient xD
  • Thu, 22:36: The only acceptable time to tattoo your SO's name is if they passed away, otherwise you're just asking for your relationship to end
  • Thu, 22:44: Minus the clown makeup, I think that Gunshot vid might be my new stylespiration
  • Thu, 22:44: Working that H&M realness
  • Thu, 23:20: Forgot how good this is
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Jul. 17th, 2014 @ 02:03 pm My tweets
  • Wed, 14:38: Annoying teenage boys screaming at each other and playing shitty music on their phone on the bus to work, drept meg n�
  • Wed, 14:40: I dread the prospect of trying to raise a teenager more than trying to raise a baby tbh
  • Wed, 14:42: Sure you have to change nappies and have sleepless nights, but at least a baby doesn't call you a wanker for not giving them money
  • Wed, 14:46: My little sis turned into a proper Kevin The Teenager, tbh she still hasn't grown out of it, throws a strop when things don't go her way
  • Wed, 22:13: Yup, he can still nail it 👏🌟❤
  • Wed, 22:13: That was meant to be a red heart, not black #doh #emojifail
  • Wed, 22:16: Scotland and Glasgow in particular has a rich musical history, Who do they get for the CWG opening ceremony? (tbc)
  • Wed, 22:17: Rod Bloody Stewart and Subo. Jesus wept.
  • Wed, 22:20: Franz Ferdinand released an album in the last 12 months, they're from Glasgow, why not them, they're relevant
  • Wed, 22:20: Chrvches are from Glasgow too? Why not them?
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Jul. 16th, 2014 @ 01:54 pm My tweets
  • Tue, 15:07: Random thought: Me and my siblings are all winter babies, I dunno what it's like for people whose birthday is in the summer
  • Tue, 15:10: I mean you're two different ages for equal parts of each year, it must be a bit strange...
  • Tue, 15:11: I can work out how old I was in a particular year, as I am a certain age for the vast majority of a year
  • Tue, 15:17: I haven't seen that Utopia ad at all today, Channel 4 must've seen my tweet
  • Tue, 20:38: Feel like I'm about to pass out and/or throw up rn, calling the doctor tomorrow
  • Tue, 20:59: @carl_espen Happy birthday! ✨🌟
  • Tue, 21:15: Ok, I've heard "Fancy" properly in full just now, the chorus is the only half-decent part of it... Tbc
  • Tue, 21:17: And that ridiculously fake "ghetto" accent is really annoying, like bitch please, you're Australian!
  • Tue, 21:18: I've been living in the UK for nearly 20 years now and I've still got noticeable bits of my old Kiwi accent.
  • Tue, 21:22: I just realised that I've been living here for nearly 20 years now, I feel old
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Jul. 15th, 2014 @ 02:06 pm My tweets
  • Mon, 15:12: Dear Channel 4: that moving billboard ad for Utopia 2 keeps creeping me the fuck out
  • Mon, 15:17: I mean, it's a bright yellow screen with a giant eyeball staring at you!
  • Mon, 15:21: I still feel a bit sad that I did get any tickets for the London Olympics (not through lack of trying), tbc...
  • Mon, 15:22: ...if Oslo gets the 2022 Winter Olympics I might consider going, bc yolo
  • Mon, 20:20: I was thinking: as far as I know there isn't any family history of depression or mental illness, I feel like I'm specifically the broken one
  • Mon, 23:12: I can't sleep bc my mind is filled with thoughts wishing that god will strike castration on certain people
  • Mon, 23:15: I wish someone could come along and make me better again, but I know that's never going to happen
  • Mon, 23:21: Like, I need someone physically here with me to make me better, not just over the internet
  • Mon, 23:21: Like, I just feel so distant from everything
  • Tue, 10:27: Loads of people seem to have birthdays today
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Jul. 14th, 2014 @ 01:49 pm My tweets
  • Sun, 13:19: This internet is being so slow today I'm about to start punching things
  • Sun, 14:44: I just repeated "no" for a full 5mins RT @guardian: Corpse falls out of coroner’s van onto busy Pennsylvania roadway
  • Sun, 17:41: The Beeb's crappy news coverage is not an excuse to watch the WC on ITV, It's like choosing to live in a sewer bc your landlord is a Tory
  • Sun, 17:42: If you really want to make a stand against the Beeb's news coverage, DON'T PAY YOUR FREAKING TV LICENCE
  • Sun, 18:01: #TeamSchland #TeamMessiBlubberingLikeABaby #TeamAnother7-1
  • Sun, 18:05: What's with the shit suits? #motd
  • Sun, 18:08: 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
  • Sun, 18:55: Cheeky wink at the camera, lol
  • Sun, 19:00: I hope #arg get humilated so badly that Messi wished that he never took up football
  • Sun, 19:01: It says a lot when the Beeb think that Messi is the only #arg player worth talking about #fanwank
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