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Dec. 25th, 2014 @ 02:10 pm My tweets
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  • Wed, 14:20: RT @UberFacts: The Cotard delusion is a mental illness that makes you believe you are dead.
  • Wed, 15:49: RT @UberFacts: In the UK, accents change noticeably about every 25 miles.
  • Wed, 20:27: I feel about 6 months pregnant already and it's only Christmas Eve, my food baby will reach full term at this rate
  • Wed, 21:48: I know I have shitty taste in men, but seriously, what do these tweens see in the Wand Erection guys? They look like crackheads now
  • Wed, 21:50: I reckon one of them will end up in rehab by 2016, where can I place a bet on that?
  • Wed, 21:51: Teenagers' standards of what makes an attractive male are seriously slipping these days
  • Wed, 21:52: Actually, were the attractiveness standards of teen heartthrobs EVER good?
  • Wed, 21:55: Whatever, they can have those losers and I can have my cuddly heavily tattooed bear 🐻
  • Thu, 11:24: Merry Christmas! Nadolig llawen! 🎅🎄🎁
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Dec. 24th, 2014 @ 02:09 pm My tweets
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  • Tue, 15:21: Booking a taxi because I don't trust that I can get from Deansgate to Piccadilly in less than 30mins
  • Tue, 15:22: It takes me 15min to get from Deansgate to Piccadilly Gardens as it is, and that's without a heavy suitcase being dragged around
  • Tue, 15:23: RT @NRKmgp: A merry Christmas to you all! We've already started decorating a little... #nrkmgp http://t.co/EzR1S2gHTT
  • Tue, 20:17: About to hop on the train home, see you later tonight!
  • Wed, 00:58: I made it!
  • Wed, 10:28: God jul til min norden venner! 🎅🎄🎁
  • Wed, 11:55: Breakfast in bed ☺️ http://t.co/3H6u0cEK4n
  • Wed, 12:06: I'm looking at the list of the UK #1 songs this year and I don't recognise about half of them, that's how out of touch with chart music I am
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Dec. 23rd, 2014 @ 02:10 pm My tweets
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Dec. 22nd, 2014 @ 02:09 pm My tweets
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  • Sun, 15:08: Turn down for what
  • Sun, 15:38: Small pizza deal at Dominos, couldn't resist
  • Sun, 15:44: I swear the next few days I'll be eating nothing but raisins bc I'll gain about 2 stone eating xmas dinner alone
  • Sun, 18:41: If I had to be with someone until I'm 70, Ed Sheeran would be one of the last people I would think of, yuck
  • Sun, 19:49: My niece posted a fb message through my mum's account, "you're getting prettier every day" awww stop ☺️
  • Mon, 01:16: So I've just spent the night playing a super posh version of Rockband with my flatmate, with actual guitars
  • Mon, 01:40: Disco Down is underrated
  • Mon, 09:13: RT @EuroDummies: Euro Dummies Podcast: National Finals 2015 – Episode #3 http://t.co/tmvg58vofJ #eurovision
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Dec. 21st, 2014 @ 01:52 pm My tweets
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  • Sat, 17:52: I HATE BUYING PRESENTS ;______;
  • Sat, 18:46: Finally got something, treating myself to a Maccy Ds bc I need it
  • Sat, 19:51: Finally home!
  • Sat, 20:05: I'm sick of coughing
  • Sat, 22:37: Uptown Funk is a rip off of every popular 80s funk hit, there I said it
  • Sat, 22:38: When I hear those horns I think of Living In America, which I'd much rather be listening to tbqh
  • Sat, 22:42: And I'm sure that "don't believe me just watch" line came from some other song too
  • Sat, 23:12: ISN'T IT THE CUTEST THING EVER?!?! 😄🐰 http://t.co/sCysmewiSx
  • Sat, 23:51: Guuuuuuuuuurl even I'm not that desperate http://t.co/SEM6BTwHzc
  • Sun, 12:02: I'm thinking of getting a written tattoo but I don't know where to put it, suggestions?
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Dec. 20th, 2014 @ 01:54 pm My tweets
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  • Fri, 14:48: No version of Santa Baby is good, a crap song that will forever be crap
  • Fri, 18:24: IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, LEAVING WORK ON TIME ON FRIDAY
  • Fri, 19:16: What the hell, no trains on Boxing Day? What a load of shite!
  • Fri, 19:16: I have work on the 27th bc xmas hols were fully booked and I need to get back from Wales by then, I'm fucked
  • Fri, 19:31: Problem solved, found a coach that goes from Cardiff. Just need to get their bloody presents now, gah
  • Fri, 19:43: I'm sick of coughing up phlegm this week
  • Fri, 19:50: I have zilch ideas for xmas gifts, tips for what I can get my mum? And no not Red Door perfume, too lazy and obvious
  • Fri, 21:42: I just had a hilarious idea
  • Fri, 21:55: Too many cooks 😄🔪🐯
  • Fri, 22:23: It's hard to settle into bed trying to feel cosy when I'm still hacking up all sorts of things out my throat, bleugh
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Dec. 19th, 2014 @ 01:54 pm My tweets
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Dec. 18th, 2014 @ 01:56 pm My tweets
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  • Wed, 18:14: http://t.co/YUvgYg3A9O
  • Wed, 19:49: Changed my Instagram username, I'm now kylie.m.wilson
  • Wed, 19:50: And no I'm not saying what the M stands for, it's my middle initial
  • Wed, 21:56: Sigh, why do I torture myself like this
  • Wed, 22:02: Sukk, hvordan kan jeg savner noen som vet ikke at jeg eksisterer :(
  • Wed, 22:10: I'd hate to be working for Sony Pictures right now, lolololol
  • Wed, 22:15: I've known that Take Me To Church song for about a year now and I've always found it incredibly overrated
  • Wed, 22:17: It tries hard to be really profound and fails, it's just really dull
  • Thu, 08:19: Having to drag myself out of bed, ugh
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Dec. 17th, 2014 @ 01:56 pm My tweets
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Dec. 16th, 2014 @ 01:56 pm My tweets
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  • Mon, 14:30: This morning really stressed me out for the rest of the day, ugh
  • Mon, 18:52: Just kill me already, do myself and the world a favour
  • Mon, 19:06: I do a bloody fantastic job at making myself feel like crap without other people adding to it, thanks
  • Mon, 19:18: I don't wish I was dead, I wish I was never born. I wish I never experienced this bullshit life.
  • Mon, 20:20: I'm well and truly broken, I just can't handle the real world
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